A Panda Walked Into A Military Camp

A big booty panda with a very brave smile walked slowly but surely into a great wide military camp, where his dad had fallen victim to a horrific and gruesome school shooting that had taken the lives of many innocent pandas, whose dads had walked into that same military camp to do some shooting, but were stopped by crazy flexin' panda elders, because they refused to pay the rent for their military mansion which they had bought in 1966, the year the Great Panda died.